2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

givemetrills:

today is brought to you by the word :
no

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

• we are friend

if you call me friend

• we are friend

if you want to be my friend

• we are friend

friend

• we are friend

wizard-in-the-tardis:

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT

YOU STOP THAT